Ode to Naproxen Sodium

I feel as though my life should be sponsored by Naproxen Sodium. Between an arthritis flare and the usual Dead Leg/ CRPS nonsense,  I am in excruciating pain and am so irritable even I think I'm being snarky. I am also extremely too sleep-deprived, and am losing my command of the English language, so if you were actually expecting an ode, you are going to be SERIOUSLY disappointed. This is all I've got, and I think it is probably more of a paean to coffee.

Naproxen Sodium

sounds so much more exciting 

than it is,

so much more important.

Caffeine is marvellous,

an antidote to exhaustion,

though the coffee that carries it

competes with Naproxen Sodium

for my stomach lining's attention.

See? Complete shite.